Shipping

Shipping Information

We strongly believe in your personal privacy.  In order to maintain your privacy, orders are packaged in plain envelopes, parcels, or boxes with no signifying marks giving indication of what is inside.

Now, if you want to open it on the porch, wave your dildo around to your neighbors… that’s up to you.

The name “Shipping Department” will appear as the return address, so no one will know what the package contains – unless your delivery person is a wizard.  In which case, why is a wizard delivering your mail?

In most cases, orders orders received by 1pm MST Monday-Friday will ship the same business day.  Orders received after 1pm will ship the next business day.

At this time, we offer shipping through FedEx, UPS, and USPS. Shipping costs are calculated by your chosen carrier.

Again, this is hit and miss.  If your order was shipped by USPS, it most likely will deliver on a Saturday.  If your order was shipped by UPS or FedEx, the answer is most likely no.  However, sometimes they surprise us, in which case… hooray!

Absolutely! Tracking information is usually provided the day after you have placed your order depending on that 1pm MST deadline for shipping.  We love knowing where our stuff is and we’re sure you do, too.  We’ve got you covered.

Honest answer – it depends on how quickly you let us know. 

Note: if the package has been opened – returns are no longer allowed.  For more information see the section on returns.

Absolutely! We offer flat-rate international shipping for $15.95.

Sorry, but we are an online-only business. We’d love to expand to retail shops… eventually.

Of course! We are a veteran owned business and thank you for your service!

All military personnel are considered to reside in the United States regardless of where they are stationed. There are certain rules you must follow to receive your package abroad:

    • Provide your address with the recipient’s name and other information.

    • For the city, select APO (Army Post Office) or FPO (Fleet Post Office).

    • For the state, select AA (Armed Forces Americas), AE (Armed Forces Europe and Middle East), or AP (Armed Forces Pacific).

    • Provide the zip code given to you by the recipient’s unit.

    • For the country, select the United States.

Note: All deliveries to military addresses will be sent by United States Postal Service (USPS).

We strive to keep our website quantities up to date, however, sometimes a particular product may be backordered.  When this happens, and if you ordered multiple items, your in-stock items will ship immediately.  The backordered item will ship once returned to stock with no additional shipping costs.

You, of course, will be notified by us if an item is backordered and we can discuss how to proceed.